Big Billy loves to boast,
Bragging that he has the most
Boasting that he's just the best,
Better, far, than all the rest
Traveled over all the world,
Kissed the most exotic girls
Climbed the mountains, sailed the seas,
ate the most expensive cheese
Met the Queen, met the King,
Kissed the Pope upon the ring
Friends with all the movie-stars,
Drives the fastest racing cars
Anything you've done, he's done it,
Any prize you've won, he's won it
Anything you say, he's said it,
Any book you've read, he's read it
Billy's boasting never ends,
That's probably why he has no friends.
Cedric
About Me
- Cedric Anderson
- There once was a fellow named Ced, who had bugs inside of his head. They'd wiggle and bite and he couldn't think right, so he thought with his stomach instead.