Silly Business

Pack a pickle, pick a puddle
Comb a crab or crop a cuddle
Milk a mink or mail a matter
Bake a bun in bucket batter
Shine a shoe or shake a sugar
Buy a book or bluff a booger
Take a tale or till a tailor
Sell a snake or sock a sailor
Quill a quote or quit a quacker
Crisp a crack or cop a cracker
Hilly, hoppy, happy, hairy
Silly, soppy, sappy, scary
Juicy, jumbly, jello, junky
Moosey, mumbly, mellow, monkey
Tippy, tappy, talkey, telly
Skippy, scrappy, stalky, smelly
Wiley, wordy, wormy, wishy
Smiley, sturdy, squirmy, squishy.

Say this poem ten times fast,
And never have to take a bath!