Merry Early Christmas

“Merry early Christmas!” said my brother with a smile.

“Come open a present, celebrate with me awhile.”

“Santa got an early start, and must’ve bumped his head,

cause, look, I found our presents underneath our parents’ bed!”

Pirates ! Part 3


Then from the darkness underneath,

A fiend with neither hair nor teeth

Wrenched our ship between his grip

And tossed us from the briny deep.

I have a hand, I have an eye

I have a telescope to spy.

So, on we walk to never stop,

My fearsome crew and I.

Hairy Helga