Merry Early Christmas
“Merry early Christmas!” said my brother with a smile.
“Come open a present, celebrate with me awhile.”
“Santa got an early start, and must’ve bumped his head,
cause, look, I found our presents underneath our parents’ bed!”
Pirates ! Part 3
Then from the darkness underneath,
A fiend with neither hair nor teeth
Wrenched our ship between his grip
And tossed us from the briny deep.
I have a hand, I have an eye
I have a telescope to spy.
So, on we walk to never stop,
My fearsome crew and I.
Pirates ! Part 2
As we sail across the sea
We smell the salty air of greed.
It drives us on from dusk ‘till dawn
To riches buried secretly.
Halfway through our fateful trip,
A giant duck attacked our ship.
He rammed with speed, so much indeed,
Our broken vessel nearly tipped.
Pirates! Part 1
Underneath a cloudy sky
Sail my fearsome crew and I.
To some I give the chance to live,
But most who’ve crossed my path have died.
All I drink are jugs of rum
From lunch until the morning comes.
And all I eat is rotten meat
That’s cooked below a wicked sun.
An ancient map, gripped in my hook,
Shows to us the way to look
To find a treasure far from measure;
Wealthy soon, no longer crooks!
Fish Baby
In a plane above the clouds
Young Walter cried so very loud.
His mother could not make him stop
And so his father threw him out.
Young Walter cried so very loud.
His mother could not make him stop
And so his father threw him out.
And after just a couple days
He turned into a little fish
Who had an ugly fishy face.
And caught an ugly little fish
“That fish looked just like us, my dear!”
Said father, as he licked his lips.
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